Park Hyun

Testing out Snocap

Gentle reader, meet Snocap:

Chances are you've seen this program/service before, on MySpace Music. It's very easy to use. I view it as akin to a tip jar for any song I record that you like. Go ahead and plop down 79 cents for "Fistful of Fuzz." That is pretty cheap, for a whole fistful of fuzz.

More songs to be added soon.

Girls Love Elvis

This is an old one by Command27. Very old.

Cho Sung-bum's on the drums, and Choi Tae-hyun is on bass. The Korean girl Oi! band Non-Stop Body did the sexxxy backing vocals.

How old is it? Let's just say the girls who love Elvis now have daughters who love Mariah Carey.

Untitled

One of many tracks I've whipped up and done nothing with, because it's not in my genre. I guess you could call this "metal." I'd call it "Finkcore."

Bells of Window Rock

Probably the most challenging composition; the mixing was very difficult (how to pull off a string-quartet feel without lessening the punch of the guitars?) but overall, I think it’s great. Listen to it, over and over.

UPDATE: I tried to fix the strings, which were out of synch, and would up muting the guitar. This should all be fixed now.

Land of 1,000 Flushes

Live in Harlem! What else can I say? Thousands of loyal fans, doing the Flusher, doing the Shitty Monkey, having a good time, having a few beers. The audience seems to have really liked this one.

Caballeros

A song about a group of Mexican peasants who must sneak into a hacienda disguised as donkeys and stop their sister from marrying a nerd.

Jungle Panther Force

The theme song for a short-lived idea for a blaxploitation TV show, Jungle Panther Force never really got off the ground, in large part because its producers realized the show idea was retarded.

BbongJjak Akmong

BbongJjak - otherwise known as "Korean trot." Related to Japanese enka. The best and worst thing about Korea. Now available in new Evil flavor.

Pictured: Trot wünderkind Seol Un-do

Fistful of Fuzz

Truly a song of extraordinary magnitude. I am honored to have you listen to it. You have my gratitude.

Escape from Beijing

A (very) rough mix, my first experiment with GarageBand. The program so far works beautifully, and I still know only a fraction of what there is to learn about it.

The mix itself is an example of my hatred of writing lyrics. I don’t write music because I have something to say; if I do, I write an essay. I make music because I want to rock the fucking house down.